The Day That Was: July 3, 2007

Have a good 4th of July, but before that: The Day That Was

Rocket gets 350th win
But that's nothing compared to what he'll have by 2057.

A-Rod's wife wears 'F--- You' shirt
You would too if your husband were cheating on you with his shortstop.

Tank Johnson was below the legal limit when he was pulled over
But he was still impaired by the fact of being Tank Johnson.

Rashard Lewis signs with the Orlando Magic
Take THAT, Billy Donovan!

New Jersey Nets sign Vince Carter for $61.8 million
Vince Carter used the money from his signing bones to buy a house in the Caribbean which he will retire to before next season.

TO sues a Manhattan nightclub
Which reminds him, he wants to sue McDonalds, Wal-Mart, and the Supreme Court as well.

Cubs fan gets $75,000 bail for running on field
But the Cubs pay their fans $74,980 to go to games, so it's not that bad.

New ABA team coming to Philadelphia
The Sixers are already trying to buy them out, on Billy King's advice.

Reds fan charged with stealing seat
The fan is counter-suing the club for stealing yet another season from his life.

Vince Young's wife seen "all over" Chief's LB Derrick Johnson
Bitch is a hoe, fooooooor shooooo.

Thumbs Up- Live Free of Die Hard
Thumbs Down- Transformers
Thumbs Up- Coney Island Classic
Thumbs Down- Mid-Summer Classic

Good night, America