The Day That Was: June 6, 2007

The Phillies won 2 straight from the Mets and we're one day closer to both LeBron-ionship Game 1 and football season- so it's a good day for Hit Some Dingers. Wily Mo will send in his next piece any day now, he's a little late since he's starting and everything- big ups to Wily Mo. Now, on to The Day That Was:

Jerry Bruckheimer in talks to bring expansion NHL franchise to Vegas
If anything could get us to watch hockey, it would a team called the "Las Vegas Tits and Explosions."

Nadal still perfect at the French Open, 19-0
His trick? Just argue with the umpires, they're happy to surrender.

Selig wants Giambi's help in roids investigation
Claims Giambi: "When I said 'I was wrong for doing that stuff back in the nineties,' I was talking about the macarena."

Dolphins plan to trade Culpepper
Says a none-too-disappointed Culpepper, "Surprisingly, the boat parties were better in Minnesota."

Clemens set to debut on Saturday
After weeks of tense contract negotiations, Clemens' groin ends its long holdout.

Kevin Durant cannot bench press
It's okay, though, Greg Oden tripped over his evening gown.

Anaheim wins
Ecstatic Ducks players announced plans to bathe in a Stanley Cup full of national indifference.

Arizona repeats as college softball champs
And their pitcher repeats in my fantasies.

Ozzie says steroids investigators target Latin players
Marco McGuire and Jesús Giambi agree.

This banner could cost Ohio millions

The banner is still considerably less offensive than its predecessor:

We couldn't have said it better:

"He called me 'brother' and I called him 'brother'. We forgive each other, and we're back on track."

- Carlos Zambrano, during his audition for Brokeback Mountain, after fighting Jake Gyllenhaal. Michael Barrett will catch Zambrano's next start in Houston.