Beckhamania

Beckham had a goal and an assist in a win over DC United.



He bent it like that kid who bent spoons in the Matrix
He bent it like Mr. Larson bent Shooter McGavin's golf glub
He bent it like...like...ah fuck it, you get it.

Will this make Tony Kornheiser shut his mouth? Probably not.

756

Just had to put up a post for it:

Congratulations to Barry Bonds, the new all-time home run leader.

756 is a lot of dingers.

Funny Fantasy Football Names

I was going to post an official Hit Some Dingers Fantasy Football Strategy Guide, but then I realized that at least half of the people who read this blog compete directly against me. Since they don't need help beating me, I decided I would help them name their fantasy teams.

I searched the internets for good fantasy team names, and I couldn't find a funny list anywhere. Hit Some Dingers took it upon itself to create the first Really Funny Fantasy Football Team Name List:

Chris Cooley's Tight End




Vick In A Box




Ron Mexican'ts



Raining Champ

Fairy Garcia

Who Dat Construda

JaMarcus' Holdout Crew

Crotch Shot Landry's

FamEli Fuck Up

Brady Quinn Medicine Woman

I hope this list inspires even funnier names, let me know what you come up with.

*Only some graphics, due to technical issues again... more to come soon?*

Welcome Back

We'd like to welcome everyone back to Hit Some Dingers after our long absence. We made up this really elaborate excuse about starting a common interest group where people fought one another to take out their aggression, but the first rule was that you can't talk about it, so then we realized that if we wanted to tell the story that we couldn't actually talk about the common interest group. That and this other problem about having an alter ego/imaginary friend and it was all really hard to explain, so we figured we would just go with the good ol' truth:

We were following Barry Bonds around the country until he hit 755. Since Barry reached the milestone, we returned home. Plus San Francisco is far away and I have other important things to do. I have to do fantasy football rankings, I have to either do laundry or buy new underwear, and it's my turn to take out the trash. And somehow I manage to find time to write all of these posts!

Anyway, we are back online for now. New posts to come.